I will be living the next 10 days without my Samsung S2, while it goes back to Samsung. Not sure if the next few days are going to be hellish or a real breath of fresh air.
So in the meantime I’m using this crap Samsung flip phone with a 3cm x 3cm screen…

Product features include:
- No 3G
- No wireless
- No camera
- No music
- No email
- No app store
- No kindle
- No IM
- No GPS
Upcoming scenarios where I will miss the smartness…
- Toilet time to checking emails and Facebook (we all do it)
- In the lift being anti social while checking my social feeds
- Winning drunken arguments with the superior knowledge of wiki
- Photographing the dog being stupid and posting to his Facebook page
- Going for a run and being talked at by an annoying American lady, berating me for my slow running.
Upcoming scenarios where I might enjoy dumbness…
- Not being on 24hr call with work emails
- Not having alerts about friends latest social boasting
- Looking at the lovely Bristol scenery while walking about
- Not being berated for my slow running.